Star Wars has quite a few fans (you may have met one or two). Since the very beginning, those fans have speculated about as-yet-unseen portions of the story: what was going on behind the scenes, what might have happened before, and where will the story go next? In short, fan theories. And of course, all of these theories are well-reasoned, compelling, and highly probable.
We're just kidding, they're mostly horrible. And our gentleman hosts gathered together some of the worst to share with you so that you, too, can groan over their badness.